So, I was over at the Great Inmalafide awhile back, I read a pretty forgetable article, but here was my reply:
Back in the day I knew a crazy Israeli dude, let’s call him “Orangutang.” He’d always offer me a smoke when we hung out at his pad, but I’d always decline.
One day we were talking on the phone and he says, with his accent “Man, you’re such a pussy, you never smoke with me when I offer. What’s up with that?”
After a long hesitation, I answered as honestly as possible, “Well, ah, yer kind of a big guy and you’ve got an awful temper. I don’t want to be incapacitated and say the wrong thing that makes you throw a sh*t fit.”
He yelled back, “I can’t believe you. You are sooooo immature, you fuc*er!”
After hanging up the phone, I couldn’t help laughing a little bit…..