More Manboobz Misandry…

Mr. Manboobs bigotry never ceases to amaze me….

He has a terrible article attempting to shame men who use sex toys. Well, sex toys aren’t my thing, so it should seem I wouldn’t care one way or the other–but I think it subtly reveals his biases. Interestingly enough, his “buddy” Hugo Schwyzer wrote an article saying men should be able to use Sex Toys. From the article:

“Volokh suggests that the number one reason has to do with the myth that “real men have sex with real vaginas.” In other words, as he puts it, male masturbation—and especially a “penis sleeve” (what is sometimes pejoratively referred to as a “pocket p**sy”) signals a “lack of sexual success.” Male masturbation, in other words, is about relieving frustration—and for too many people, frustration is a consequence of failure. A sexually successful man should have enough sex (with women, of course, as our myths tend to exclude gay and bi men) that he only rarely gets “frustrated.”

I’ve also seen a few posts at Jezzabel where women proudly talk about vibrators and dildo’s.

Well, I suppose there are different forms of Feminism and some would be of the so-called “sex positive” branch. Maybe Fatrelle isn’t of that branch. Or, maybe he is only sex positive when it comes to women. You don’t hear him making fun of the ladies at Jezzabel for their vibrators. Yeah, I know masturbation is a topic ready made for jokes, I had to resist’s the urge to title this “A Sticky Subject, Mr.Manbobz’s Pocket Pussy, meow, meow…”

I’d give a more benevolent individual the benefit of the doubt. I could see a humored article by someone not looking to disrespect people. But not here. He will intentionally twist people’s words and then put a flashing sarcasm button at the bottom of his page for “plausible deniability.” his minions aren’t beneath saying downright lies in the comments section no matter how viscous they may be. No, he doesn’t get my confidence.

No, I think something else is going on here. I can’t prove this with the rigor a scientist will prove a theory, but I will present my thoughts. You should do the reading and make up your own mind. I believe that he knows what he is doing. He isn’t critiquing the women with vibrators. They are seen as empowered–Exploring their bodies and enjoying themselves. Look, I’ve got no problem with what these ladies are doing behind closed doors. I believe their right to bring themselves to orgasm either with fingers or toys is as inalienable as my right to use mind altering substances. (I think, therefore I am. If I can’t own my own mind and consciousness, how can I own something like property. If I own my own consciousness, it is mine to alter. If I don’t own my consciousness, then any other argument for freedom or ownership of anything is moot.)

Anyways, back to Mr. Manboobz. Why would he want to shame men using sex toys. Why would he hate Men Going Their Own Way? Perhaps he only sees value in men as to what they can do for women. Perhaps he is relying on an old trope that a “Real Man” should go out and get sex and if he can’t do that, then he should just quit whining and work harder at his job (but not too hard, cause doncha know, he’s gotta complain about that wage gap thing and damnit all if a guy actually earned all his money.) So, if he really was for gender equality, he’d have a similar attitude toward women and men who use sex toys. How can one look at one gender and say “You go girl” and then look at the other as if they are pathetic. Well, maybe if he is really just misandrist, he will hide it behind sarcasm and hope the rest of us don’t figure out his double standard. Perhaps he fears men might replace women with toys. Why doesn’t he fear that women might replace men with toys. Oh, that’s right, they’re empowered… Does that bring us back to the “disposable sex”?

I can’t make this stuff up….

Here are todays search terms that landed y’all to my blog…

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some people accuse me of vulgarity, i say that’s bullsit 1
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as to whomever said “eff you, David Fatrelle”–I’d like to second that…..


“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”

-George Carlin

“I was ecstatic they re-named ‘French Fries’ as ‘Freedom Fries’. Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots.”

-Johnny Depp

“A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof was to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.”

-Douglas Adams

“Never argue with an idiot, they will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.”


“Facts are stupid things.”

– Ronald Reagan

Male Hypergamy…..

hehe, well, if you are reading this, you’ve probably heard of Female Hypergamy. According to the great wiki “Hypergamy (colloquially referred to as “marrying up”) is the act or practice of seeking a spouse of higher socioeconomic status, or caste status than oneself.[1]” Now, we’re not in India here, so I’ll refer to what matters in America. Yup, you got it-looks and money. It’s unlikely that I’ll get married but if I do, those are the two base requirements. She has to look better than me and have more money. And, trust me, it isn’t that difficult to find a woman who is better looking than I or who has more money… There it is, there’s my Male Hypergamy at it’s core. I’ve also done a fair amount of reading in the manosphere so I know a detailed pre-nup is essential. Should things go south, I’m willing to walk away, but not with less than I walked in with 😉

Preferred that she be younger than me. Also a good cook will make her more of a “catch.” I love me some chicken masalla, some pho, some curry–oh, yeah some steaks but I can grill those myself…

There’s also the things that don’t come across in the resume format of a blog post-those so-called soft skills. I don’t want a misandrist sociopath who’ll try to cut off my cock while I’m asleep. ….don’t want no meanie (um, I suppose that just narrowed 89.362% of all Feminists out of this arrangement-also those bigoted ladies on the Talk.)

I don’t want kids. My dad was a jerk and I didn’t have a good role model-I don’t really want to see how I’d be as a father. If my hypothetical wife and I find ourselves lonely, I think getting a dog would be a great addition to the family. I suppose I’ve potentially narrowed out any single moms. I’m suspicious of them anyways. Y’know, I might seem like a nicer guy than the one who gave them children, but I’m probably not as “edgey” or having all those douchey traits PUA’s think make men as alpha as the guy she didn’t hold onto. I don’t have kiddies running around that I’m not providing for, so I don’t see why I should pick up some one else’s tab.

You may ask what I would bring to this… Well, I probably wouldn’t cheat. It’s not because of some high morals so much as laziness. I’m single and could go out gaming women nightly. However, I find sitting home listening to tunes and blogging more fun than going out. I will go out to see some good live music two or three times a month. If a really aggressive girlvert tried to game me, I’d probably laugh in her face and tell her to ask my hypothetical wife if she was okay with a threesome 😉

You may ask what else I’d bring into this besides my great humor, questionable intellect and not cheating. Well, I’m in pretty good shape. Not like 6 pack abs or anything but I can hit the mountianbike trails and go hiking for long stretches. Um, and yeah, that brings up another one of my requirements, she must not weigh more than me. Some might say big is beautiful and if I was a fan of gas guzzlin’ SUV’s I might agree. But as far as ladies, that’s not my style….

So Guys and Gals, what’re your core requirements?

Dialogue between a Priest and a Dying Man

“…You, yourself preacher, I defy you to believe in the god you predicate to me-you must fail because you cannot demonstrate him to me, because it is not in you to define him to me, because consequently you do not understand him, you can no longer furnish me any reasonable argument concerning him, and, because, in sum, anything beyond the limits and grasp of the human mind is either illusion or futility; and because your god having to be one of the other of the two, in the first instance I should be mad to believe him, in the second a fool…”

-The Marquis De Sade

“Only sick music makes money today”-Friedrich Nietzsche

“The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself.”

-Friedrich Nietzsche

“At times one remains faithful to a cause only because its opponents do not cease to be insipid.”

–Friedrich Nietzsche

“Convictions are more dangerous foes of truth than lies.”

-Friedrich Nietzsche

How would you do it????

Now let me just preface that I AM NOT advocating suicide….

This is just that if you really got to the point of hopelessness, how would you end it?

I’ve been feeling a little bad lately. I’m not suicidal by any means but I did think about what I might do if I got to that point….

(trigger warning for free flowing run on sentences…)

….and it went through my head, just get all my credit cards, get a cash advance, just get to somewhere where prostitution and drugs are legal or easily had and just hole up in a dive and bang 100+ women and just then–just OD and should I die, no one would really care and maybe I’d have a smile on my face and should I live, people will see me as more of a man than they see me now… and I was just “experimenting” like some crazy artist… so I’d just have ruined credit, but should I survive that experience, my life wouldn’t be changed much as long as I would have a place to live and an internet connection….

Yeah, it’s a bit of a mess but that is the craziness where my unruly brain sometimes takes me….

How’d Y’all get to my Blog???

Well, I checked the search terms for this week and here’s what came up:

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I couldn’t make this $h*t up, y’all are a bunch of creepsters 😉 !