I would sleep ’til noon every day….
I would declare every Monday National Beer Day….
I would go mountainbiking twice a week and go to the beach the other five….
I would create a site called the real manboobz ™ and dissect the failures of critical thinking of prominent male feminists like Hugo Schwyzer….
I would go over to trainwrecks like The Good Man Project and leave comments under the monicker Troll With a Goal. I would leave the dictionary meaning of “privilege” and say that since this is not how the author is using that word, why should I trust in good faith anything else they say.
I would tell MRA’s to stop being a parody of radical feminism.
I would track down all the neo nazi’s who used to post at Inmalafide and follow them to the darkest corners of the interwebz. I would drop a link to the brutal shower rape scene from American History X and say good job on your “activism” behind every comment RYU and his booty militia leaves across various manosphere blogs.
I would find where all the HBD’ers drink in real life. I would wait ’til they excused themselves to “powder their noses” in the restroom then pee in their Coors Lite-for yes, I can piss a better quality beer….
Remember, kept your wallet fat, your waist lean, your thoughts lewd and your time count 😉
Life is only a party if you make it that way…