Moar Happy ™

So, um, I finally went down to my mailbox and sorted through mostly junk mail. I found a coupon for a free meal at an all you can eat buffet. I didn’t have breakfast so I decided to stuff my face…

haha, a middle aged lady looked my way and just began laughing. Food was spilling out of my mouth. Somewhere during all of this, I thought up a new catch phrase: “More happy than a manosphere dude with a free coupon to the all you can eat buffet or a male feminist at a whore house with a hand full of fifties™”

Yeah, I am gonna hit the weights today…

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