Opinions are like @$$holes…

So, two guys were talking politics…

One was talking about welfare, I called him the Liberal Hoodrat….

The other was saying that the church and peoples families should take care of poor people, not the government. I called him the Tatt’d Social Conservative…

They went on and on….

I butted in on Hoodrat’s convo and said with all that Earned Income credit you get for making your girlfriend pump out babies you should buy me lunch…

He laughed and said diapers are expensive…

The So-con went on and on about taxes. I said the church should pay ’em too. He just gave me a dirty look…

Finally they asked, “What’re you?”

I fired back, “Call me the soft spoken Anarchist.”

Everyone laughed….

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