….a unified theory of gender, sexuality, the universe and everything….

…I’ve got it, finally–JUST ONE UNIFIED THEORY THAT EXPLAINS THE COMPLEXITY OF ALL HUMANITY IN A FEW PARAGRAPHS. This will end all debates over apexsexuality, patriarchy, hegemonic masculinity, objectification, male disposability, female hypergamy, the rationalization hampster, pansexuality, tri- (try?) sexuality, the differences between polyamory, polygamy, open relationships and plain just fcuking around…

…maybe you are rolling your eyes…

….or maybe you are thinking stonerwithaboner got his hands on some really good shrooms–I wish…

…..or maybe you are thinking that the dirty ole MGTOW finally got laid with an HB 9.823612, and because of all those years pent up frustration, gave her orgasm after earth shattering orgasm. So much so she even gave him $$$ afterwords. Now, he only thinks he has a unified theory because of all those endorphins and that six pack of IPA… Haha, well that didn’t happen either so I guess all the macho Alpha’s like Roosh, Paul Elam and Hugo Schwyzer will continue to call me a bitter, small penised, basement dwelling virgin with no fears of a Napster sized lawsuit.

alright, so I am being a bit dramatic. The only true thing so far is the IPA’s but that’s neither here nor there…

…and I kept you waiting this far just as a shit test to see if you have any patience…

…y’know, why I wanted to see if you have any patience? Cause I didn’t want you to go apeshit on me…

…so if you are still reading….

…maybe you should stop if you are easily offended…

–Last Chance–

I don’t have a Unified Theory–and, sacrilege of all sacrilege’s–I doubt anyone else does either.

…so on this edge of the genderspere we’ve argued that feminist’s theories of patriarchy have flaws such as the apex fallacy and accuse men of having privileges that many do not have. How the fuck does Mandy Marcotte know what it’s like being a low status (cis hetero) male who whilst being in decent shape can’t even get a womyn his age to look at him (much less a date.) Where the hell does a feminist get the right to tell me that I’m not allowed to feel oppressed –because sexism doesn’t disempower the systematically powerful gender– signing up for Selective Service at 18 when my ass was literally potentially on the line if the powers that be decided they needed more hu(man) cattle for their oil wars operation freedom? It just seems that telling me I’m privileged is a silencing tactic. A way to say that my feelings don’t matter for a pile of shit. If that is not dehumanizing, and dare I say objectifying, I don’t know what is. That seems worse than some random guy fapping to a dog eared porno mag in my book…

…now I’ve read/watched videos presenting gender theories by Typhon Blue and Girl Writes What. I thought they were interesting but somehow not really gratifying. Like drinking O’Douls when you really wanted to put on a buzz but were trying to be a good boy. The taste was almost, almost there but something just wasn’t authentic. I wanted to sign up because it was a nice counter-theory… it… just… didn’t… somehow.. feel… right…

I couldn’t quite place my finger on it, it part of the reason why I couldn’t become an MRA. Shit, I don’t think I have the words for it. The closest thing I can think of is when my sister tried giving my dog vegetarian dog treats. He sniffed them, he kicked them around with his paws. Heck, he might’ve even licked them but one thing he didn’t do was eat them. And in the bigger picture, I think that’s an experience many men have had with places like TGMP. It just didn’t really acknowledge one’s nature or the reality of the situation that most of us face…

Now, I’m a product (victim?) of the American’t Edumacashin sistym (yes, Zorro El Supremo, If you are reading this, I know it’s misspelled, “hipster irony” y’all.) And, uh, lets just say I’ve got a few insecurities about the gaps in my knowledge. I read a whole bunch of books (struggled through, if I’m honest) on a wide range from physics to psychology in an attempt to rectify this. I read a few of Stephen Hawking’s books. He talked about Newtonian physics-still good enough to build a bridge I’ve heard but that’s above my paygrade. Einsteinian physics, Quantum physics… He mentioned that ideally there will eventually be a unified theory that will tie everything together. (And my quickie wiki research shows he doesn’t think that anymore.) Quiet frankly, I think patriarchy and other theories are incomplete and don’t even begin to describe the complexity of reality. Perhaps incomplete theories make ideas easier to understand but it is still oppressive to force reality into the confines of such theories. Perhaps ideologue’s are best avoided…