You Consume Porn, I Consume Thrash…

So I never understood why Femanazi’s and Tardy Con’s referred to watching/wanking to pornography as consuming porn….

One consumes food, one consumes booze…

As the saying goes, you are what you eat–or maybe what you don’t poop…

One is inextricably “altered” by what one consumes…

So, masturbators, are you inextricably altered by the pornography you watch? Does it forever alter your carnal tastes? Or do you seek out the porn that matches your deep, dark fantasies?

With this sleigh of hand, (do I ad a joke about stick fingers here) –the anti-porn crowd has insinuated that porno viewers are forever changed by their viewing habits.

Do you consume horror movies? Do you consume the news? Do you consume other forms of media?

Sure as shit, I have consumed psychadelic mushrooms and they have forever and inextricably altered me. For that I am profoundly grateful.

I will also say I have consumed thrash metal. This artform has forever altered me. I’m finding I have difficulty keeping track of conversations in noisey rooms. I ask people to repeat themselves when I’m on the phone. I also find myself tapping out rhythms and humming riffs during arduous tasks such as standing in line…

this is a riff that keeps on coming up a odd times…

and, though not considered thrash by most, how can I not include this???

One thought on “You Consume Porn, I Consume Thrash…

  1. “So, masturbators, are you inextricably altered by the pornography you watch?”

    -Nope. I’m pretty much the same person I’ve always been. Course, that could be due to the fact I started masturbating when I was about 5 or 6. No fantasies running through my head, obviously…I just knew it felt good and my grandmothers didn’t care I touched myself so long as I did it in my room and washed my hands afterward.

    “Does it forever alter your carnal tastes?”

    -Eh, sometimes I’ll see a new position or toy that I’ll introduce into the bedroom. But my tastes have remained basically the same as when I first started watching porn at age 11 or 12.

    “Or do you seek out the porn that matches your deep, dark fantasies?”

    -My ‘deep, dark fantasies’ aren’t really all that dark. They involve threesomes with my lover (both with another woman or another man), light tickling, and moderate bdsm. I’m actually kinda boring, I think.

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