My Star Wars Review

Okay, I’m not even gonna say much about Crappy Crapitalism and other manuresphere crybabies who whine about a black dude and a womyn being feature characters.   Lando Calrissian and Princess Leia anyone?

Alright, if you don’t go into this expecting the greatness of the original trilogy it won’t be bad.  You’ll like the effects.  If I saw this when I was a kid I woulda loved it.  Kind of like if you don’t expect Metallica to out do Kill ‘Em All, Ride the Lightning or Master of Puppets, well, then you can be a okay with Death Magnetic.

The first hour is action packed but it is later in the movie when the legacy characters appear.  And make no doubt about it, it is the legacy characters that have all the screen presence.  And there’s that thing about someone being someone’s dad.  But now there is also mom, so it’s not just about dad.  And, uh, apparently the dude who had a mom and a dad is now the bad guy, so how all the manuresphere psychologist’s gonna spin that one?  (Yeah, Kultural MarXXXizm, their little bandaid for everything!)

Lotsa things explode and let’s just say there  is a flashback to The Deathstar going klabooey.  But y’all are gonna cry spoiler alert just like you love to cry trigger warning so I won’t go there…

In fact all the good stuff goes under spoiler alert so I really ain’t got much to say…

…just go see it, Disney wants your money and you ain’t good at saying NO…

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