If I was King of the Man-o-Sphere

I would sleep ’til noon every day….

I would declare every Monday National Beer Day….

I would go mountainbiking twice a week and go to the beach the other five….

I would create a site called the real manboobz ™ and dissect the failures of critical thinking of prominent male feminists like Hugo Schwyzer….

I would go over to trainwrecks like The Good Man Project and leave comments under the monicker Troll With a Goal. I would leave the dictionary meaning of “privilege” and say that since this is not how the author is using that word, why should I trust in good faith anything else they say.

I would tell MRA’s to stop being a parody of radical feminism.

I would track down all the neo nazi’s who used to post at Inmalafide and follow them to the darkest corners of the interwebz. I would drop a link to the brutal shower rape scene from American History X and say good job on your “activism” behind every comment RYU and his booty militia leaves across various manosphere blogs.

I would find where all the HBD’ers drink in real life. I would wait ’til they excused themselves to “powder their noses” in the restroom then pee in their Coors Lite-for yes, I can piss a better quality beer….

Remember, kept your wallet fat, your waist lean, your thoughts lewd and your time count 😉

Life is only a party if you make it that way…